Subject: Fwd: Humor: Naked Bird (fwd)
 
There was this man on a nude beach all lying naked, of course.  When a little
girl came in his direction.  It was too late when he tried to conceal his 
cock from the little girl.  She asked "Mister, what's that between your 
legs?"....."It's a bird."  He replied. 
So the girl went away.  Seeing that the girl is gone, the man fell 
asleep...When he woke up, he found himself in a hospital.  Sitting next to 
his bed was the same little girl.  "Hey there little girl, do you know why 
I'm here?"  He asked 
"Well, you see sir, while you were sleeping, I went over to play with your 
bird.  Then it spit at me.  So I got mad  and broke its' neck, cracked its' 
eggs, and burned the nest." 
 
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