Subject: clean : the perfect job (fwd)


A San Antonio newspaper featured this ad in its classified column:
"Wanted, big executive, from 22 to 80. To sit with feet on desk from 10 to
4.30 and watch other people work. Must be willing to play golf every
afternoon. Salary to start : $500 a week. We don't have this job open, you
understand. We just thought we'd like to see in print what everybody is
applying for."