Subject: Fwd: FW: Eccentric... (fwd)]
In a message dated 97-03-28 16:06:59 EST, AZnP GrL96 writes:

 this week's joke candidate for joke of the week...l
 
     One day this rich guy was having a party
     at his house.  He was loaded, and
     he had everything; money, a big house in
     Beverly Hills, drugs, women, cars, planes;
     anything he wanted.  The guy was also a
     little eccentric and he had filled his
     pool with crocodiles.  So there he was
     with all his friends, sitting around
     drinking, getting high and partying next
     to the pool.
     The guy gets up on the life guard tower
     and all his friends look up.  He
     calls for silence and says "OK, the first
     person that swims across my pool will get
     all my money."
     No one moves.  The guy looks over the
     crowd, draws on his joint and says
     "OK, the first person that swims across my
     pool gets all my money and my house."
     Still no one moves, not even a blink of an
     eye.  "OK then, all my money,
     my house, all my cars, all my planes, all
     the dope you can handle, all my property,
     all my stocks and bonds and investments,
     and all the women you can handle.
     Everything I own."
     SPLASH!  Someone's in the pool.
     Crocodiles are all over him, but he rolls
     over like Tarzan.  He's all over the
     place, fighting and dodging.  Finally he
     gets out of the pool on the other side.
     The rich guy jumps off the tower and runs
     over to him.
     "That was incredible!  I never thought I
     would ever see that done.  Do you
     want the money now or later?"
     "I don't want the money."
     "Do you want the house now or later?" "I
     don't want the house."
     "Do you want the cars and planes now or
     later?" "I don't want the cars or the
     planes."
     "Do you want the stocks, bonds and stuff
     now or later?" "I don't want that either."
     "Do you want the drugs now or later?" "I
     don't want the drugs."
     "Do you want the women now or later?" "I
     don't want the women."
     The rich guy looks at him and said "Well,
     what the HELL do you want?"
     "I want the bum that pushed me in!"