Date: Sat, 12 Oct 1996 13:25:56 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: desperate weds.... (fwd)


Geraldo decides to throw a "Come As An Emotion" costume party and invites
Hollywood celebrities to attend.

On the evening of the party, the doorbell rings.  Geraldo opens the door and
there stands Julia Roberts dressed from head to toe in green.  She has on a
green hat, green jewels, green dress, green hose and green shoes.  Geraldo
says, "Good evening, Julia and what emotion are you?"

Julia says, "Oh, Geraldo, I'm just green with ENVY!

"That's great, " Geraldo laughs, "Come in and let's party!'

The doorbell rings again.  This time Geraldo finds Bruce Willis all decked
out in red.  He's wearing red sunglasses, red nylon jacket, red T-shirt, red
chinos, and red Reebocks.  Geraldo says, "Hi Bruce, what's your emotion?"

Bruce says, "Hey, Geraldo, I'm red with RAGE!"

"Cool," Geraldo grins, "Come on in and have a drink!"

The doorbell rings once more.  At the door, Geraldo is stunned to find
Arnold Schwarzenegger stark naked.  His nudity is punctuated by a full
erection.  The point of his Prussian prick is inserted into a premium Harry
& David's golden Bosc pear.

Geraldo stammers, "Ah-Ah-Arnold, I can't imagine your emotion!

Arnold says, "Doahn't be zilly Geraldo, cahn't you zee Ah'm FOCKING DISPAIR!!!"