Subject: [Fwd: more bumper stickers] (fwd)
Date: Thu, 29 May 1997 20:14:38 -0700

 Bumper Stickers Seen About Town:

 TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE

 I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A VEGETARIAN

 IF WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO EAT ANIMALS, WHY ARE THEY MADE WITH MEAT?

 I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT

 IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP, BUT YOU EAT BETTER

 LOVE:  TWO VOWELS, TWO CONSONANTS, TWO FOOLS

 ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS THE PROBLEM DOESN'T EXIST

 SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE ONLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO KILL THEM

 PRIDE IS WHAT WE HAVE.  VANITY IS WHAT OTHERS HAVE.

 FORGET ABOUT WORLD PEACE.  VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL.

 WARNING:  DATES ON CALENDAR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

 GIVE ME AMBIGUITY OR GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE

 WE HAVE ENOUGH YOUTH, HOW ABOUT A FOUNTAIN OF "SMART"?

 MAKE IT IDIOT PROOF AND SOMEONE WILL MAKE A BETTER IDIOT

 HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST

 I SMILE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON

 ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU'RE UNIQUE, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

 LOTTERY:  A TAX ON PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD AT MATH

 VERY FUNNY SCOTTY.  NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES.

 PURITANISM:  THE HAUNTING FEAR THAT SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE MAY BE HAPPY

 CONSCIOUSNESS:  THAT ANNOYING TIME BETWEEN NAPS

 WE ARE MICROSOFT.  RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.  YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.

 3 KINDS OF PEOPLE:  THOSE WHO CAN COUNT AND THOSE WHO CAN'T

 EVER STOP TO THINK, AND FORGET TO START AGAIN?

 I LIKE YOU BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU WORKING WITH SUB-ATOMIC
 PARTICLES

 LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION, I CAN FIND IT MYSELF