Date: Thu, 10 Oct 1996 18:48:53 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: BUMPER STICKERS  (fwd)



Bumper Sticker seen in Florida:
        WHEN I GET OLD I'LL MOVE UP NORTH AND DRIVE SLOW!

Political Bumper Sticker:
        BILL TODAY...PAY TOMORROW!
        BORN FREE...TAXED TO DEATH

Motor Home Bumper Sticker:
        DON'T TAILGATE OR I'LL FLUSH!

Hackers Bumper Sticker:
        I'D RATHER BE COMPUTING THAN COMMUTING!

Car Bumper Stickers:
        LOVE IS GRAND...DIVORCE IS TWENTY GRAND!
        YOU'RE A PANE IN MY GLASS
        WOMEN WHO SEEK TO BE EQUAL WITH MEN LACK AMBITION.
        STABLE RELATIONSHIPS ARE FOR HORSES.
        ORGANIZED CRIME IS ALIVE AND WELL.  IT'S CALLED AUTO 
	INSURANCE.
        FROGS PARKING ONLY...ALL OTHERS WILL BE TOAD.
        HORN NOT WORKING...WATCH FOR HAND SIGNALS.
        KEEP GRANDMA OFF THE STREETS...SUPPORT BINGO!
        DON'T HIT ME...I'VE GOT STATE FARM INSURANCE.
        WOMEN LIKE THE SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE...MEN!

18-Wheeler Bumper Sticker:
        IF YOU CAN'T STOP, SMILE AS YOU GO UNDER.